The Family Health Guide:

A is for agreement and appendicitis
B is for battles, bliss and bandages
C is for cooperation and colds
D is for delicacy and diagnosis
E is for eating and ear ache
F is for friends and fractures
G is for gossip and germs
H is for heart and heart
I is for ideals and itching
J is joking and joints
K is for keeps and kidneys
L is for love and lice
M is for manners and maladies
N is for North and nutrition
O is for origin and ovaries
P is for puberty and pubes
Q is for questions and quick-relief
R is for rest and recuperation
S is for safety and skin-irritation

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