The longest kiss in the World lasted 417 hours.
That is over 17 days.
No one can kiss that long?
Without breathing or sleeping?
Kissing stops being fun when you can't breathe.

Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher were married for 84 years.
That is the longest marriage in the World.
That is 30 thousand and 66 days.
Not that long when you think about.
They married in 1924.
The interwar years.
Before Aids, before we went to the moon.

The longest war in the world lasted longer than any of these things.
It lasted 335 years.
between the Netherlands and Scilly.
But no-one got killed, luckily.