Particle zoo.
A half-baked collection.
Of hairy arsed, quirky quarks.
Pesky and primordial.
Zooming with stellar shiny sheens.
In human machines.

Particle physics' surprise alphabet party
Everyone's operating in the dark.
Bumping off each other.
In embarrassing little jolts.
And imaginative, genius like bolts.
'Cept the pesky blighters seem to revolt.

Physicists drinking the same punch with different cups
Dancing to the same tune in different shoes
One's theory, another's joke
Named and renamed.
Alphabetised shapeshifters
Reality's hardcore grifters.